BlackSS04 Posted May 3, 2007 Report Posted May 3, 2007 (edited) I went to a couple of car dealerships last week, and the first one I stopped at was Kia, well nothing caught my eye, but the price was right, then I went to a Ford dealer, again nothing really caught my eye, but I looked anyway, then I go to the Chevy dealer, well I see one that I like, the dealer does the once over with me, then he pops the trunk, disapointed, I looked at the dealer and said, "Well, Theres something missing". The dealer, puzzled asks "What"? I said "At the Ford dealership I checked out, they had a new pair of shoes in the trunk of every car"! Smiling the dealer says "That's so they can walk home"! FORD ACRONYMS: Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot Factory Ordered Road Disaster Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun) Flip Over Read Directions Four Old Rusted Doors Fixed On Race Day Ford Owner Really Dumb For Only Retarded Drivers Ford Owners Recommend Dodge Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy Found On Russian Dump For Off Road Death it Freaking Only Runs Downhill Fat Old Rusted Dog Freaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun) Frigin Oakies Really Dig it Funky Old Road Dog Found On Roadside's Destroyed Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge Found Old Rebuilt Dodge Forget Out Running Dale Found On Railroad Deserted Found On Railroad Dead Fools Only Read Directions First On Repair Dolly Favorite Of Redneck Drivers Backwards- Dumb Retards Own Fords Funny Old Rebuilt Dodge Fast Only Rolling Downhill Found On Russian Dump Forfiet On Race Day Found On River Dead Failure Of Research & Development Do you know that Ford has admitted they are expensive and unreliable? That new commercial they are running says so! When that country singer says "If I had me some money" he admits he can't afford one, and when he adds that he'd "buy a Ford truck or two" it because he needs a spare. A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had,how many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man, growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, "Just how much land do you actually own"? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man " Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long,skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back quickly, " Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Ford truck too"! Edited May 3, 2007 by BlackSS04 (see edit history) Quote
zanis520 Posted May 4, 2007 Report Posted May 4, 2007 you forgot the best acronym of all: ****ER ONLY RUNS DOWNHILL Quote
BlackSS04 Posted May 4, 2007 Author Report Posted May 4, 2007 F orO ur R etared D aughter thats a great one too Quote
WI_Dave Posted May 4, 2007 Report Posted May 4, 2007 This just in, for the 2007 Model Year Ford will be adding to its long list of options that are availible on the F150. Beginning in 2007 Option Code x5c can be added for $574.00, this will get you a HEATED TAILGATE, many may ask, why would you need the tailgate to be heated, well it comes in handy to keep your hands warm while you are pushing the truck down the road. Quote
vmax2fast Posted May 4, 2007 Report Posted May 4, 2007 I have to show my wife this.... she just bought a ford edge yesterday, she swears she hates fords but bought it on looks.... just to be safe I made her get the extended warranty, I told her she wasn't allowed to park it next to my truck in the driveway, put that thing in the gutter where it belongs!!!! (The outside looks pretty good) will post some pics maybe so you guys can Quote
12'SROCK Posted May 4, 2007 Report Posted May 4, 2007 you forgot the best acronym of all: ****ER ONLY RUNS DOWNHILL Quote
zanis520 Posted May 4, 2007 Report Posted May 4, 2007 This just in, for the 2007 Model Year Ford will be adding to its long list of options that are availible on the F150. Beginning in 2007 Option Code x5c can be added for $574.00, this will get you a HEATED TAILGATE, many may ask, why would you need the tailgate to be heated, well it comes in handy to keep your hands warm while you are pushing the truck down the road. I have to show my wife this.... she just bought a ford edge yesterday, she swears she hates fords but bought it on looks.... just to be safe I made her get the extended warranty, I told her she wasn't allowed to park it next to my truck in the driveway, put that thing in the gutter where it belongs!!!! (The outside looks pretty good) will post some pics maybe so you guys can haha id do the same thing Quote
Show Time Posted May 6, 2007 Report Posted May 6, 2007 You forgot "Fastest On Race Day"................ Quote
RockHead Posted May 6, 2007 Report Posted May 6, 2007 ****ed On Raw Deal thats for vmax ****ed On Race Day Quote
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