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I went to a couple of car dealerships last week, and the first one I stopped at was Kia, well nothing caught my eye, but the price was right, then I went to a Ford dealer, again nothing really caught my eye, but I looked anyway, then I go to the Chevy dealer, well I see one that I like, the dealer does the once over with me, then he pops the trunk, disapointed, I looked at the dealer and said, "Well, Theres something missing".

 

The dealer, puzzled asks "What"?

 

I said "At the Ford dealership I checked out, they had a new pair of shoes in the trunk of every car"!

 

Smiling the dealer says "That's so they can walk home"!

 

 

 

FORD ACRONYMS:

 

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road Dead

Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot

Factory Ordered Road Disaster

Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun)

Flip Over Read Directions

Four Old Rusted Doors

Fixed On Race Day

Ford Owner Really Dumb

For Only Retarded Drivers

Ford Owners Recommend Dodge

Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy

Found On Russian Dump

For Off Road Death

it Freaking Only Runs Downhill

Fat Old Rusted Dog

Freaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun)

Frigin Oakies Really Dig it

Funky Old Road Dog

Found On Roadside's Destroyed

Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty

Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge

Found Old Rebuilt Dodge

Forget Out Running Dale

Found On Railroad Deserted

Found On Railroad Dead

Fools Only Read Directions

First On Repair Dolly

Favorite Of Redneck Drivers

Backwards- Dumb Retards Own Fords

Funny Old Rebuilt Dodge

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

Found On Russian Dump

Forfiet On Race Day

Found On River Dead

Failure Of Research & Development

 

 

Do you know that Ford has admitted they are expensive and unreliable? That new commercial they are running says so! When that country singer says "If I had me some money" he admits he can't afford one, and when he adds that he'd "buy a Ford truck or two" it because he needs a spare.

 

 

A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had,how many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man, growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, "Just how much land do you actually own"? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man " Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long,skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back quickly, " Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Ford truck too"!

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This just in, for the 2007 Model Year Ford will be adding to its long list of options that are availible on the F150. Beginning in 2007 Option Code x5c can be added for $574.00, this will get you a HEATED TAILGATE, many may ask, why would you need the tailgate to be heated, well it comes in handy to keep your hands warm while you are pushing the truck down the road.

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I have to show my wife this.... she just bought a ford edge yesterday, she swears she hates fords but bought it on looks.... just to be safe I made her get the extended warranty, I told her she wasn't allowed to park it next to my truck in the driveway, put that thing in the gutter where it belongs!!!! (The outside looks pretty good) will post some pics maybe so you guys can :puke:

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This just in, for the 2007 Model Year Ford will be adding to its long list of options that are availible on the F150. Beginning in 2007 Option Code x5c can be added for $574.00, this will get you a HEATED TAILGATE, many may ask, why would you need the tailgate to be heated, well it comes in handy to keep your hands warm while you are pushing the truck down the road.

:crackup::crackup::crackup:

 

I have to show my wife this.... she just bought a ford edge yesterday, she swears she hates fords but bought it on looks.... just to be safe I made her get the extended warranty, I told her she wasn't allowed to park it next to my truck in the driveway, put that thing in the gutter where it belongs!!!! (The outside looks pretty good) will post some pics maybe so you guys can :puke:

 

:withstupid: haha id do the same thing

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****ed On Raw Deal

thats for vmax

 

****ed On Race Day :cheers:

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