misterp Posted May 4, 2007 Report Posted May 4, 2007 Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world." Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world." So they decide to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world." Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says, "Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell ?" Mr. P. Quote
ssr-sss Posted May 4, 2007 Report Posted May 4, 2007 That is got to be the truest statement ever said. Quote
zanis520 Posted May 4, 2007 Report Posted May 4, 2007 That is got to be the truest statement ever said. LOL Quote
BlackSS04 Posted May 4, 2007 Report Posted May 4, 2007 thats a good one P, Rosie looks like she got beaten brutally as a child. i can't stand hearing that chunky broad talk. Quote
hot rod truck Posted May 5, 2007 Report Posted May 5, 2007 Good One P. Never did think she was remotely funny Quote
misterp Posted May 5, 2007 Author Report Posted May 5, 2007 Good One P. Never did think she was remotely funny Or intelligent. Wait a minute - did I just say that out loud? Quote
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