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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.

A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet

twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier

When I play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and

yelled,

"Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down. .. and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and

her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared a each other dumfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know...

I thought you were watching."

 

Moral ---

Not all Southerners are stupid.

Not all blondes are dumb.

But, all men..... are men.

Posted
man if only i had boobs.... hmmmmm :jester:

 

you know..... they have opperations you can get done if your considering it. :jester:

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