Joke

[BlackSS04]

LOCAL CATHOLIC SCHOOL

 

Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His

parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash

cards, special learnin g centers. In short, everything

they could think of to help his math.

 

Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary

down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.

 

After the first day, little Zachary came home with a

very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his

mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room

and started studying. Books and papers were spread out

all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work.

 

His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner.

To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back

to his room without a word, and in no time, he was

back hitting the books as hard as before.

 

This went on for some time, day after day, while the

mother tried to understand what made all the

difference.

 

Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card.

He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room

and hit the books.

 

With great trepidation, his mom looked at it and to

her great surprise, little Zachary got an "A" in

math. She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went

to his room and said, "Son, what was it?

 

Was it the nuns?"

 

Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.

 

"Well, then," she replied, "was it the books, the

discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT

ALREADY"

 

Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the

first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the

plus sign, I knew they weren't f**king around."

 

 

"There's no way to be a perfect parent, but there are a million ways to be a great one!"

[victorredss]

Ha-ha that was a goodone!

[brobradh77]

Thats good

[TxCrew]

yeah i actually laughed out loud on that one.

[BigJohnSr]

good one lol

[zanis520]

haha thats messed up

[Kim]

haha thats messed up

But still funny

[perk03z06]

 

That's funny ...

[Fireman31]

thats a great one