WI_Dave Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then, who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then, who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March....... " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quik Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 that was a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSS04 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 thats great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 sad but true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BigJohnSr Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REV_THS Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 lmao!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackvert Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 so what about the monster 36 pack they sell at wal mart??? who are those for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jond983 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 so what about the monster 36 pack they sell at wal mart??? who are those for? anybody's guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSS04 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 so what about the monster 36 pack they sell at wal mart??? who are those for? they make those for the prostitutes for a nights work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackvert Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 :note to self: i am night prostitute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbpsychoSS Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 LOL .....................priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rivierakid55 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 hilarious! thank god those days are over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perk03z06 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 so what about the monster 36 pack they sell at wal mart??? who are those for? The 36 pack is for the married man who also has a young, attractive secretary ... 1 for January, 1 for February, etc. AND 2 for Monday, 2 for Wednesday, 2 for Friday ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04CHASE Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 The 36 pack is for the married man who also has a young, attractive secretary ... 1 for January, 1 for February, etc. AND 2 for Monday, 2 for Wednesday, 2 for Friday ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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