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Proof That Scripture Can Protect You

 

Now an elderly woman had just returned to her home from an

evening of Church services when an intruder startled her. She

caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables

and yelled, "Stop! ACTS 2:38," she shouted. The burglar stopped

in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained

what she had done.

 

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the

burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did

was yell a Scripture at you."

 

"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "I though she said she had

an Ax and Two 38's!"

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