WI_Dave Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 An ugly man walks into his local bar with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the bartender. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place." "Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "Dunno... Never found the head." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonj87 Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 best joke ever!! i loved it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Sick Sick Sick ... But funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireRescueSS Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 hahaha thats messed up, but great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Found one that couldn't say no or complain awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOB47 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Sick Sick Sick ...But funny But you know you'll be telling that one at work tomorrow Brian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 oh sh*t ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04silveradoclone07ss Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 omg that is so wrong yet so funny. cant wait to find someone to tell it too. i started to crackup and the people on the side kept asking what was wrong, i couldnt show them though~~Kyle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victorredss Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Ha-ha funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich0019 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 thats pretty good,ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbpsychoSS Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 I got to tell that one at work .....................I work on the railroad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jond983 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 damn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnSr Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 But you know you'll be telling that one at work tomorrow Brian. You know me too well, Bob. I think this guy works for us too But I got another one today from one of my customers that I will post up ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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