Bad Bowtie Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 A man goes to confession in the Catholic Church... "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner:"You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's." Soon after, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?" "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies. "Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's." At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous woman enters the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the priest! Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart. The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?" The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies: "No, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victorredss Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 fUNNY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perk03z06 Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Man ... I hope it's not GREEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PladdPezzPunk Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 thats great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen.One05 Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 (edited) fUNNY! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: Edited May 24, 2007 by Fallen.One05 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drako Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankg42 Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 I think maybe I'm going to church next Sunday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 HI-LAR-I-OUS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Very Funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertss Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 thats some funny sheets right there. dont care who you are btw. my last name is green. and my sisters nickname was nookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixsupersport Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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