brobradh77 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 I asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at me, and decided to send a reply note to me. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to me. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading the note, I decided to compose one of his own in return. I folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL 600, and a Porsche Turbo in my garages, beautiful homes in Texas, Aspen Colorado and Miami. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. BUT, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back!" Snap thats what I'm talkiong about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victorredss Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSS04 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 thats a great one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnSr Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 lol thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 lol thats awsome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixsupersport Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toolhaulerSS Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 HaHa thats good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImpalaSSpeed96 Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 Thats good stuff right there. I only hope i can learn to think that fast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z4pp Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 I would need to cut off at least 4 inches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertss Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 i could fold mine in half Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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