Chevcup47 Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 >On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, >drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. >The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that >she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!" >I took a drink from my can of Coors Light, wiped the cold foam >from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly >into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, > > > "I am. That's why she cuts the grass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSS04 Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 >On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair,>drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. >The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that >she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!" >I took a drink from my can of Coors Light, wiped the cold foam >from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly >into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, > > > "I am. That's why she cuts the grass." :crackup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS Silv Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Haha. Good one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaotik1 Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 That right there is good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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