BlackSS04 Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 (edited) Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England. The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs". "Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York and she's running for President." Edited July 10, 2007 by BlackSS04 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zanis520 Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 its funny cause its true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[email protected] Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 its funny cause its true It's nice, Yes..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSS04 Posted July 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 its funny cause its true she does look like shit, what was Bill thinkin marrying that broad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06redSSrwd Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 love it! ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 I read an email a month ago from a retired FBI agent. It basically said she was a REAL ASS!! She was rude and had a "short fuse", she treated her staff and body guards like they were a pile of schist!! She also bossed Bill around like he was a small little boy/child. She is "one of those types of girls".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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