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Oil shortage solved


BOB47

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I Like this. :thumbs:

 

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there's a very simple answer.

 

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

 

We just didn't know we were getting low

 

The reason for that is purely geographical.

 

Our OIL is located in:

 

ALASKA, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisiana, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, and Texas

 

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington , DC !!!!

 

Any Questions?

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i could solve the oil shortage by mandating everyone in non critical jobs (like office, government, some manufacturing, etc) work 4 10hr days, gives everyone a 3 day weekend, granted people will be playing on those weekend, but you would not have all those people commuting to work on the 5 day.

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