Stitches040 Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman. "What a coincidence" says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I used a different cock," he replied. The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 *groan* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireRescueSS Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 That ain't right.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zanis520 Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 (edited) haha damn thats messed up Edited July 25, 2007 by LeftCoast_Chevy (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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