KJT13 Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: #16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." # 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again, or I'll give you another ticket." #8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether You are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where You go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and Step in monkey crap." #6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." #5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." #4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?" #3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." #2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." AND THE WINNER IS... #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6.0sleeperVHO Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here BUURRRNNNN!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WI_Dave Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 BUURRRNNNN!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitches040 Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 # 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." I must say .... I am going to start using that one!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelleyperformance Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 thats funny as hell lol! i love number #6 and #10 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victorredss Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 If I was a cop I'd be saying the same thing, haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Good ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06redSSrwd Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 hahahaha, that last one was awesome! ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 hahaha niiiiiiice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where You go toride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and Step in monkey crap." :crackup: :crackup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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