WI_Dave Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Poor old Bob (yeah right) Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says,"Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semoSS Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 haha aw hell naw.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireRescueSS Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Now that is funny as hell, except, if the cabby was just picking up about what the wife was yelling at him about, and made it up, then that's just wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 thats great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006SilverSS Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 ok, that's a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006_superado Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 LMAO! G1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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