hot rod truck Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 (edited) The Cremated Husband Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.... 'Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!' She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, 'Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!' Again, she paused for a few minutes and wh ile tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, 'Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!' Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, 'Herman, remember that blow job I promised you?' 'Here it comes.' Edited December 12, 2007 by hot rod truck (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoke03 Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 LOL thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted December 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Hey Kim, Glad to see I got an eyeroll and crackup from you. Good to see you posting again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 HAHAHA!! That is terrible. But FUNNY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Gawd that's BAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Thats just wrong...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireRescueSS Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 I think there needs to be some kind of investigation done there.... Also, I think I've dated that girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagged7104ss Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Thats f-d up but so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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