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Three men - a Canadian farmer , Osama bin Laden and a

Texan are all working together one day.


They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.


"I will give each on you one wish, which is three

wishes in total", says the Genie.



The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will

also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."



POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye,

the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.



Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around

Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no inf id els, Americans

or Canadians can come in our precious land."



POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye,

there was a huge wall around those countries.



The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me

more about this wall."



The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high,

5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country.

Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."



The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says,


"Fill it with water."

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