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Amish Farmer Joke


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Amish Farmer

>>

>> An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a

>> man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

>>

>> The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die

>> kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."

>> Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have

>> done their business in it."

>>

>> The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand

>> your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"??

>>

>> The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."

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