usabodyguard Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 may be a repost... funny anyways... A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship!" "Thank you," the woman responded, "This may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankg42 Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keebler85 Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 thats is awesome!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 lol good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yttaf Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 hahaha good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoke03 Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 lol thats pretty funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Roknic Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 lmao!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 thats great...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dbrawner07 Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 lmao thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markdamadman Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 haha thats great!!! damn birds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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