WODY'S GIRL Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 (edited) The Rules of Bedroom Golf [*]Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. [*]Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. [*]Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. [*]For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. [*]Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. [*]Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again. [*]It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers. [*]Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason. [*]Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case. [*]Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case. [*]Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course. [*]The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole. [*]Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside. [*]Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request. [*]It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match. Edited April 17, 2008 by WODY'S GIRL (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
00silverad0 Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 (edited) HAHA, thats great. Funny post coming from a lady Edited April 17, 2008 by SSSmoke Eater (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12'SROCK Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 thats a good one melissa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
air force vm Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Man thats to funny. I really enjoyed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Roknic Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 LMAO That's a good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoke03 Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 lol not bad.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tzer Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 What's this course's phone number? LOL I need to make some T Times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireRescueSS Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Wonder if she's hinting for someone... hmm.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 ROFL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markdamadman Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 [*]The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.[*]Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside. those are my two favorite!!!! haha they are all great though!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8hnpSS Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Ahahahaahahaha!! That was greate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted April 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Wonder if she's hinting for someone... hmm.... haha no!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wody Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 :nono: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscareltemblo Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 I 'm a chef at a country club my co-workers are going to love this one lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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