slammedbowtie Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores." Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says "Are you going to tell him, or should I?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 I thought this was going to be another "Don't cook naked story" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTMD8R_SS Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Haha that one was good.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slammedbowtie Posted May 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 haha yeah i dont think ill be cooking naked anytime soon anyway. lol silly champion201 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoke03 Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 lmao that ones pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 haha oldie but goodie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allballz57 Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Funny chit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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