Tzer Posted May 24, 2008 Report Posted May 24, 2008 A young Italian girl was going on a date. Her Nonna said: 'Sita here ana letame tella you about those-a younga boys. He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don't let him do that. He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna likea dat too, but don'ta let him do that. But most important, he's agonna try ana lay on topa you, you are agonna likea dat, but don'ta let him do that. Doing thata willa disgraca the family. With that bit of advice, the grand-daughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted: 'Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!' Nonna fainted Quote
smoke03 Posted May 25, 2008 Report Posted May 25, 2008 lol I new that was comin. But funny nonetheless Quote
Bad Bowtie Posted May 27, 2008 Report Posted May 27, 2008 (edited) HAHA!!! I love the way those Italian girls think!! Edited May 27, 2008 by Bad Bowtie (see edit history) Quote
Oo p0op oO Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 man....makes me miss my old italian..... Quote
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