misterp Posted June 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 (edited) ...That didn't happen to be mine you were testing was it? Yeah Bill the cats hate your fans. LMAO .... you did that just to give the cat some entertainment right...? lol My dear trust me, they were NOT entertained! ...BTW, are you married? If so how do you talk the little woman into letting you do something like that in the kitchen? No I'm divorced a long time now, too long. Women's reactions lol ... well suprisingly the only woman who objected in any way to my automotive hobby is my now ex-wife, and if you search you will find a couple of my ex-wife stories, I'll just stop there! Other women in my life have been very accomodating of my hobby, they've all been fine with it. My first serious love once opened the warm dishwasher to discover I had run all my tools through, she got a good laugh out of that and it was a long time before she let me live that one down, that was a running joke for months. Another gf once walked-up to a dismantled double-pumper soaking in the sink, she smiled very seductively I might add and gently told me "just make sure the sink is clean before I start dinner" lol - that was a good night now that I remember... A very long time ago I rebuilt a VW engine for a friend on the wall-to-wall carpet and my lady at the time didn't think anything of it and she had a local welding shop make me a bitchin' engine stand out of 3" square tubing for Christmas lol (still have it, it'll hold a fully dressed BBC and not even budge!). And I'm also guilty of using the kitchen counter for everything except food prep, but sharing the counter has never been a problem. Except with the ex-wife, and I can assure you that poor sucker she's married to now is not even allowed in the kitchen and it's his house, he paid for it before marrying her. - Mr. P. Edited June 20, 2008 by Mr. P. (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12'SROCK Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Yeah Bill the cats hate your fans. My dear trust me, they were NOT entertained! No I'm divorced a long time now, too long. Women's reactions lol ... well suprisingly the only woman who objected in any way to my automotive hobby is my now ex-wife, and if you search you will find a couple of my ex-wife stories, I'll just stop there! Other women in my life have been very accomodating of my hobby, they've all been fine with it. My first serious love once opened the warm dishwasher to discover I had run all my tools through, she got a good laugh out of that and it was a long time before she let me live that one down, that was a running joke for months. Another gf once walked-up to a dismantled double-pumper soaking in the sink, she smiled very seductively I might add and gently told me "just make sure the sink is clean before I start dinner" lol - that was a good night now that I remember... A very long time ago I rebuilt a VW engine for a friend on the wall-to-wall carpet and my lady at the time didn't think anything of it and she had a local welding shop make me a bitchin' engine stand out of 3" square tubing for Christmas lol (still have it, it'll hold a fully dressed BBC and not even budge!). And I'm also guilty of using the kitchen counter for everything except food prep, but sharing the counter has never been a problem. Except with the ex-wife, and I can assure you that poor sucker she's married to now is not even allowed in the kitchen and it's his house, he paid for it before marrying her. - Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 LMAO!!! :crackup: I would have loved to been a fly on the wall for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockHead Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissfans03ss Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Thats to funny P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS_bnoon_SS Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 I haven't laughed this hard in a long time Steve! We need a list of funny posts that would normally not be shared, but are just to damn funny to keep to ourselves. This post, my "Gold Bond foot powder on the balls" post, the backpack slasher post... I'm sure there have to be others! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kweber1911 Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 that is a good story thanks for the laugh. I can see the cats running all over. my roommate has a cat and it is curious till something happens and it takes off scared. usually pretty good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLS04SS Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 (edited) Yeah Bill the cats hate your fans.My dear trust me, they were NOT entertained! No I'm divorced a long time now, too long. Women's reactions lol ... well suprisingly the only woman who objected in any way to my automotive hobby is my now ex-wife, and if you search you will find a couple of my ex-wife stories, I'll just stop there! Other women in my life have been very accomodating of my hobby, they've all been fine with it. My first serious love once opened the warm dishwasher to discover I had run all my tools through, she got a good laugh out of that and it was a long time before she let me live that one down, that was a running joke for months. Another gf once walked-up to a dismantled double-pumper soaking in the sink, she smiled very seductively I might add and gently told me "just make sure the sink is clean before I start dinner" lol - that was a good night now that I remember... A very long time ago I rebuilt a VW engine for a friend on the wall-to-wall carpet and my lady at the time didn't think anything of it and she had a local welding shop make me a bitchin' engine stand out of 3" square tubing for Christmas lol (still have it, it'll hold a fully dressed BBC and not even budge!). And I'm also guilty of using the kitchen counter for everything except food prep, but sharing the counter has never been a problem. Except with the ex-wife, and I can assure you that poor sucker she's married to now is not even allowed in the kitchen and it's his house, he paid for it before marrying her. - Mr. P. My fans always seem to scare cats As far as the wife topic, I'm 0-2 in the marriage department. Go figure I feel sorry for the poor bastards my ex's married too. I'm sure they are both doing this :banghead: Edited June 25, 2008 by BILLS04SS (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted June 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 My fans always seem to scare cats As far as the wife topic, I'm 0-2 in the marriage department. Go figure I feel sorry for the poor bastards my ex's married too. I'm sure they are both doing this :banghead: Well Bill, the way I see it 100% of marriages end in either divorce or death....it is entirely up to YOu to pick which one it will be. Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006_superado Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Ha youre a good writer, I can just picture everything happening. That had to be funny as hell. it was funny just picturing it all.. would've been a great vid... can't catch'em all i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJT13 Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 at least you could have posted pics of the carnage!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixxerrider Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSTAL Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 good job 43 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooter3 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 That was a great story. I can just see the cat going straight up in the air. Ours does that all the time when it gets startled! Funny stuff for sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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