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Texas Vs. New York


KJT13

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I'm not sure if this is a repost, but I just got it as an email.

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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , Texas . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.

 

 

 

The deputy says,' License and registration, please.'

 

 

'What for?' says the lawyer.

 

 

 

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

 

 

 

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

 

 

 

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, says the deputy. License and registration, please.'

 

 

 

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

 

 

 

'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy says.

 

 

 

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

 

 

 

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

 

 

 

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving sh*t out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'

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i beat a boulevard stop in court once, i got the traffic cop on the stand, pulled out a tennis ball, bounced it on the floor. i asked the officer if he saw the ball come to a complete stop when it hit the floor, he said no he didnt see it. i said then there is a chance you didnt see me come to a complete stop also, the judge threw out the ticket.

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