KJT13 Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Olde r Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Ol der Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see . . . The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 po lice cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that y ou have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. T he woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!! Don't Mess With Old Ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 that was awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoke03 Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 heard that one before but still funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireRescueSS Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 Sounds like my mom.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70chevy03ss Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 lol good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 hahaha thats pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnSr Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 now thats fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berry Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packjh Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 haha, great one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12'SROCK Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 thats a classic. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zbishop80 Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 I think I may try this one coming home from the bar next weekend! hahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 haha!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyrome Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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