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[KJT13]

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was

going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the

prospect raised a discussion among them.

 

First Bull: "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once

we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the

cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is

going to get HIS cows, but I aint' givin' him any of mine."

 

Second Bull: "That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been

here 3 years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've

agreed are mine. I'll fight 'im till I run him off or kill 'im, but

I'M KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS."

 

Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far you guys

have only let me have 10 cows to "take care of". I may not

be as big as you fellows, yet, but I am young and virile, so

I simply MUST keep all MY cows."

 

They had just finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler

pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL

IN IT: the biggest Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever

seen! At 4,700 pounds, each step he took toward the ground

strained the steel ramp almost to the breaking point.

 

First Bull: "Ahem...You know, it's actually been some time

since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway.

I think I can spare a few for our new friend."

 

Second Bull: "I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just

stay on the opposite end of the pasture from HIM. I'm certainly

not looking for an argument."

 

They look over at their young friend, the 3rd bull, and find him

pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.

 

First Bull: "Son, let me give you some advice real quick. Let

him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."

 

Third Bull: "Heck, he can have ALL my cows. I'm just making

 

sure he knows I'm a bull!"

[smoke03]

lol thats funny

[usabodyguard]

loooong but funny!

[Berry]

lol!

[Fireman31]

good one

[2006_superado]

i needed that!