zbishop80 Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 (edited) So last night my wife and I went to a mutual friends house for a party. Being the good husband I am I told the wife she could drink and I'd be DD (Designated D@#khead). She did just that. After 2 tequila shots and about 3 or 4 rum and cokes, lets just say she was feeling a little Randy baby! Well on the way back from the party, she gets the brilliant idea to start fooling around in my truck. Something we havent done in the past because she always feared we wreck. Two thumbs up for me right? At first yea, I think "great idea"! Well after I hit the construction barrell coming off the freeway exit I didnt really think so! Just goes to show you that speed, construction barrells and sex dont mix! Whats worse is that I cant even be pissed off. I did it to myself, with the aid of my wife of course. Pics to follow shortly/. At least I know my wife loves me, too bad I have to pay for it! Edit to add pics... Edited August 24, 2008 by Bishop (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSTAL Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 Pics to follow shortly/. At least I know my wife loves me, too bad I have to pay for it! sweet your gonna post pics of the wife lol jk that sucks how bad is the damage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zbishop80 Posted August 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 sweet your gonna post pics of the wife lol jk that sucks how bad is the damage You wish I'd post pics of my wife! Damage is Decently bad. There's a dent in the hood where the blinking light it and bounced off. The Frant facia is scratched on the passenger side pretty bad with some deep scratches. Its gonna need some dent repair and some paint for sure. I didnt bust the facia, grilles, or bumpers any so thats good. No damage to the headlights or anythign either. Im probably looking at about 1000 to 1500$ worth of paint work. Oh well, thats what insurance is for I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 Man, all the wrong comments that are running through my head right now that "I must resist posting" Hope the truck isn't too bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zbishop80 Posted August 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 Pics posted, what do you all think the damage is gonna cost me. Besides the obvious dent in my pride! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJT13 Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 ouch man! glad no one was hurt! better a barrell than a car, bike, or person. i'll hold off on anything else going thru my mind right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 ouch man! glad no one was hurt! better a barrell than a car, bike, or person. i'll hold off on anything else going thru my mind right now. agreed, at least it's fixable.........i'm not going to say anything else about the situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike1booth Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 (edited) gotta take the good with the bad... theyl have to blend that across the whole front of the truck which means no more rock chips... and high five for the roadie Edited August 24, 2008 by booth1 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 agreed, at least it's fixable.........i'm not going to say anything else about the situation We at least need to give his wife a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zbishop80 Posted August 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 gotta take the good with the bad... theyl have to blend that across the whole front of the truck which means no more rock chips... and high five for the roadie Thanks for giving me the upside. At least the rock chips will be gone now as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 We at least need to give his wife a and a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 and a Absolutely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zbishop80 Posted August 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 Absolutely HAHA! Thanks gents! I'll let her know that you all approve! There's a reason I married her! hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zbishop80 Posted August 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 Just made the claim on my insurance. Told them I was trying to avoid an animal in the road and chose to hit the barrell instead of the animal. Too bad the animal was me! hahaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertss Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 thats a hard task to manage with the big center console and all. glad my gf's truck has a bench seat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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