Little Mass Pride For Ya

[mike1booth]

You know you're from Massachusetts if...

 

Khakis are something you start the car with

 

You think crosswalks are for wimps

 

You think if someone's nice to you, they either want something or they are

from out of town and probably lost

 

You know how to cross 4 lanes of traffic in 5 seconds

 

You are amazed when traveling out of town that people who work at

McDonald's actually speak English

 

You think it's not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in

front of you

 

You know that a yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through ... and that a red light means 2 more can

 

A Crown Victoria = Undercover Cop

 

The transportation system is known as the "T"

 

Subway is a fast food place

 

You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house

 

There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house

 

When people talk about the "curse of the Bambino," you know exactly what

they are talking about, and you believe in it, too

 

You think of Rhode Island as the "deep South"

 

Anything past Worcester is "the middle of nowhere" (if you live in Boston)

 

You can drive 65 MPH on the highway during a ragging blizzard

 

You believe using a turn signal gives away your plan to the enemy

 

If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3 or more

different names

 

Someone has honked at you because you didn't peel out the second the light

turned green

 

You've honked at someone because they didn't peel out the second the light

turned green

 

All the potholes just add excitement to your driving experience

 

Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it

 

Six inches of snow is considered a "dusting"

 

Three days of 90+ heat is definitely a "heat wave" ... and 63° weather is "on

the warm side"

 

$15 to park is a bargain

 

You cringe every time you hear some actor/actress imitate the "Boston

accent" on TV or in a movie.

If you don't have it, you're never going to get it

right ... even if you were born here

 

At the ice cream shop, you call chocolate sprinkles "Jimmies"

 

You can go from one side of your hometown to the other in less than 15

minutes and see at least 15 losers you graduated with doing the same exact same thing they were doing the last time you saw them

 

You actually get these jokes and pass them on!

[gixxerrider]

this is true. Dam Massholes

[Rausche]

Wait... so this isn't how the rest of the country is?

 

It's funny because it's true...

[Lefty]

A Crown Vic is always a cop in RI too.

[F1SSS]

this is so true.

[evandostert]

I moved away from my lynn,ma hometown to vegas. I miss home and the ocean.