Nevada Pride

[desertss]

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If you measure distance in hours instead of miles your in NV.

If you've ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time your in NV.

If you can drink more than one Picon Punch from Louis' Basque Corner(and still stand up) you are certainly a true Nevadan.

If you shake out your shoes before you put them on your a true Nevadan.

If you have ever been from heat to AC and back again in the same day your in NV.

If you design your kids Halloween costume around a snow suit your a true Nevadan.

If you've never heard the words "Last Call" your a true Nevadan.

If you carry a shovel. five gallons of water and a few MRE's with you every where you go in the Summer your a true Nevadan.

If you've had a lengthy phone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number your a true Nevadan.

If you think the day they tore down the Liberty Bell should be a state holiday your a true Nevadan.

If you have ever driven on a dirt freeway, you are a true Nevadan.

 

If you actually know what a dirt freeway is, you are a true Nevadan.

 

If you wash your car twice a year, once at the beginning of winter and once at the end, cause there ain't really any point to do it more than that, you are a true Nevadan.

 

If your windshield glass is sand blasted opaque, you are a true Nevadan.

 

If the pebbles in your yard are unmovable, permanent features for 4 months out of the year, you are a true Nevadan.

 

If you consider Sage Brush a decorative shrub, you are a true Nevadan.

 

If you consider 40Mph gusts of wind "breezy", you are a true Nevadan.

 

If you can barely see out of your tinted windows at night when somebody has their Hyper White Xenon lights on bright behind you, you are a true Nevadan.

 

If your idea of a camping includes a 3 hour drive, Coyotes, beer and a firearm of some kind, you are a true Nevadan.

If you have a bumper sticker that says "i dont give a f#@$ how you did it in california" you are a true nevadan

If you know Las Vegas is just a tiny part of Nevada, you are a true Nevadan

Edited September 1, 2008 by desertss (see edit history)

[diggerdan11]

thats funny, change a few names around and thats just like oregon. especially the part about california

[wody]

If you know Las Vegas is just a tiny part of Nevada, you are a true Nevadan

 

every city in nevada is a tiny part. nevada is a huge geographical waste of space.