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JOHN'S LIVING WILL

 

Last night, Toni and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug and dump the bottle."

 

She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my beer.

 

She's such a bitch ...

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