sprayed99 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Got this in an email today...... liquid assets If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeet Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Got this in an email today......liquid assets If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American! lol thats a good one, guess i'll start drinking early!!! today hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeet Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 lol thats a good one, guess i'll start drinking early!!! today hahaha speaking of shares, if you owned several thousand shares in a major oil company and they were worth 500k now would you cash out? or hold off longer? didnt mean to high jack thread sprayed but your post made me think about what the wife wants to do with her shares .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprayed99 Posted October 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 speaking of shares, if you owned several thousand shares in a major oil company and they were worth 500k now would you cash out? or hold off longer? didnt mean to high jack thread sprayed but your post made me think about what the wife wants to do with her shares .. depends what they are...pm sent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12'SROCK Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 repost but it sure is the truth, beer FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slammedbowtie Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 nice! so it is true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeet Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 depends what they are...pm sent. lol almost lost ya in pms, but figured it out, guess i shouldnt have started the liquid asset sooooo soon today hahahaha pm answered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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