Bad Bowtie Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 One day in the future, O J Simpson has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. 'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil. 'You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a few folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.' OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over and over;he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. 'No,' OJ said. 'I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long.' The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was George W. Bush with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time. 'No, this is no good. I've got this problem with my shoulder I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,' commented O. J. The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, 'Yeah man, I can handle this.' The devil smiled and said . . . . (This is priceless) 'OK, Monica, you're free to go.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slammedbowtie Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 HAHA thats great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike1booth Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 hehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 hahaha heard that one b4 but still funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG06SILVERADO Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 (edited) or something like that Edited November 20, 2008 by BG06SILVERADO (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 LMFAO!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoke03 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 that was freakin HILLARIOUS!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berry Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 LMAO!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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