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[Bad Bowtie]

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

 

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

 

 

A 70-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and

approached the desk.

 

The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing

the Doctor for today?'

 

'There's something wrong with my d!ck', he

replied.

 

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You

shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say

things like that. '

 

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told

you,' he said.

 

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some

embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have

said there is something wrong with your ear or something and

discussed the problem further with the Doctor in

private.'

 

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people

questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could

embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several

minutes, and then re-entered.

 

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

 

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he

stated.

 

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he

had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear,

Sir?'

 

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

 

The waiting room erupted in laughter..

Edited April 3, 2009 by Bad Bowtie (see edit history)

[desrtrat]

use that next time i'm at the DR...

 

[CoolBlueSS]

That's great.