Decided To Run For Office

[ShortBus]

2012 Candidate for President!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.

HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

 

(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is

the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

 

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist

posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no

exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you

don't need it.'

 

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax

on it..

 

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man

one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month

tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND

aliens.

 

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original

state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't getting nuttin out. The

president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

 

 

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end

of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis

and a passing grade.

 

(7) Professional Athletes--Steroids.. The FIRST time you

check positive you're banned for life.

 

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time

you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If

convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you

chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

 

(9) One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to

eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

 

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will

immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt

and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll

ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and

each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

 

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at

school and every day in Congress.

 

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate

ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

 

 

 

The country was founded on certain principals – let’s get

back to them! GOD BLESS AMERICA .

[brobradh77]

In before the lock....Item number 2 on your list is flawed..Damn neare verything you get at Wal Mart is from China...That all I'm going to touch ...

Edited May 26, 2009 by brobradh77 (see edit history)

[drako]

a bit too easy to tear this down....

[Dylan06SS]

Not even worth my time to point out all the flaws in the logic.

[8hnpSS]

Lol... In before the lock

[elcompalaline]

OK............? (Unbelievable!)

[diggerdan11]

im not touching this with a 10 foot pole lol

[NTMD8R_SS]

fail

[silverado_ss_04]

fail

 

[dubdaddy420]

hmm, in before the lock!

Edited May 26, 2009 by VhoGmc (see edit history)

[Jond983]

why even post something like this

[silverado_ss_04]

[00silverad0]

Lol, with some of the uptight people on here, I can see this turning into a enormous lock/argument.

 

I remember when I got my first warning on here lol

[ShortBus]

it's not an original post, just something that I thought was funny that was forwarded to me in an email.

[Black2003SS]