Bad Bowtie Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 10. Winning a race, then getting passed on the way home by some dork in a Hyundai. 9. You're eight laps down, and the only advice your pit crew comes across with is "Go faster." 8. Kids in the back keep asking, "Are we at Lap 236 yet?" 7. Right in the middle of the race, your N'Sync tape gets chewed up. 6. You're doing 200, and Letterman still passes you. 5. After a fill-up, your pit crew doesn't give you a free NFL drinking glass. 4. Guys who think they have a lot in common with you because they once did 75mph on the Interstate. 3. I won the Winston Cup, but did they send me any free smokes? Hell no. 2. Tell crew chief you need to use the restroom, and he says, "Well, you should have thought of that before you left the house, mister." 1. Guys who drive only 160 in the left-hand lane!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F1SSS Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 #3 and #4 are my fav. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garagemethods Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 good one!!LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slammedbowtie Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 hahah nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wody Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 careful with number one, don't want to be told you need anger management if you past them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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