Bad Bowtie Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 (edited) A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple", the neighbors said. The local newspaper reporter inquired as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America, " explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. My wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse tumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??" She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once." "And from that moment... we have lived happily ever after." Edited May 28, 2009 by Bad Bowtie (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8hnpSS Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 hahaha thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 LMAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slammedbowtie Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 HAHAHA thats great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 I truly understand his predicament Good one too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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