Bad Bowtie Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100 the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tiptoe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!! The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts, "Don't do it!! I lied when I told you I inherited the money. HE paid for the new Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your season NFL football tickets. He paid for our get away house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!" Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, "What would you do?" The cabby replies, "I'd cover his c*ck with that blanket before he catches cold." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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