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A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after

midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a

witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to

catch her in the act.


For $100 the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby

tiptoe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the

blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!!


The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts, "Don't

do it!! I lied when I told you I inherited the money. HE paid for the

new Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your

season NFL football tickets. He paid for our get away house at the lake. He paid for

our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!"


Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks

over at the cabby and says, "What would you do?"


The cabby replies, "I'd cover his c*ck with that blanket before he

catches cold." :D

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