Bad Bowtie Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Early in the morning an old man is sitting on his front porch in a rocking chair, when a young boy with several rolls of duct tape walks by. "Boy, what you gonna do with that duct tape?" asked the old man. The boy replied: "I'm gonna catch me some ducks"! "You can't catch ducks with duct tape, silly", said the old man and the boy walked off. Just as the sun went down, the young boy comes back with several ducks hanging over his shoulder - the old man is stunned. The next day, the old man is is sitting on his porch, when the young boy comes by again with a roll of chicken wire under his arm. "Boy, what you gonna do with that chicken wire?" asked the old man. The boy replied: "I'm gonna catch me some chicken"! "You can't catch chicken with chicken wire, silly", said the old man and the boy again simply walked off. As the sun went down again, the young boy comes back with several chicken hanging over his shoulder - the old man is stunned yet again. On the third day, as the old man sits on his porch again, the young boy comes by with some bushels of **** willow under his arm. "Wait boy, wait for me"!! Yelled the old man as he ran after the young boy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGIEPSS Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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[email protected] Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 where does the old man live? i need to move next door to him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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