Bad Bowtie Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 (edited) An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty just as on the previous day.. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing..." 'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing". 'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.' The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?' The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.' Edited December 8, 2009 by Bad Bowtie (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8hnpSS Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 haha thats good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIKINSS Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desrtrat Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 all you young pups don't know true this can be..sometimes i think the people give out adult proof containers, that only a child can open...arthritis S**KS.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSR Mike Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 (edited) internet comet, same joke comes around every few months/years.somebody hasn't heard it. How many people have seen haley's comet? once in a lifetime event. Edited December 9, 2009 by LSR Mike (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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