Bad Bowtie Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 A Holiday poem for you hot rodders out there.... Twas the night before Christmas and out in the garage There wasn’t a trace of a Honda, Toyota or Dodge The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit So I figured I’d play with my Classic 409 a bit. I popped the release and lifted the hood When a deep voice behind said “looks pretty good” Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick And there, by the workbench stood good ol Saint Nick We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say, Then he said “don’t suppose you’d trade that old 409 for a sleigh” “No way Santa” I said with a grin “But if you’ve got the time we can go for a spin” His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow Turned into a smile and he said “Sure let’s go” So as not to disturb all the neighbors retreat We quietly pushed my Bel-Air to the street Then jumped in the seat and coasted the hill, I turned on the key and let the clutch spill The sound that erupted all most made him pee But he liked it a lot, for what I could see With tires a screaming and headers aglow We headed on out to where the hot rodders go. And Santa’s grin widened, approaching his ears With every shift up as I banged through the gears Then he yelled “Can’t recall when I’ve felt so alive” So I backed off the gas and asked Santa, if he wanted to drive! Ol Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees The 409 exploded with duel 4's a gulpen! And when Santa let out the clutch the tires were smoken! Power shift into second, again into third! I sat there just watching, and almost pinched a turd. Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight “Merry Christmas to all, it’s been one hell of a night!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinthegreat Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 lol neat poem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSplaytoy Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Pretty cool one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delay18 Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Bad ass Santa lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Sweet poem! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmahan Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Bad ass Santa lol no kidding lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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