Stitches040 Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 (edited) I received this in an email ... thought I would share ... Ten Thoughts to Ponder for the New Year 2010 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought for 2010 "Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow" .... Edited January 19, 2010 by Stitches040 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcsilveradoss Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 read that before somewhere, but still quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Those were great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueAKSSS Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Hahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireRescueSS Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 read that before somewhere, but still quality It finds it's way back every new year, but it's still great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFatbody Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 #6 holds true for about 80% of my co-workers lol. Good stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desrtrat Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 # 6 is sooo true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slayer77 Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 #8 is the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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