Jotd: The Starving Mexicans.

[Bad Bowtie]

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

 

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

 

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

 

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

 

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

 

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

 

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

 

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

 

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

 

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

 

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

 

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees. . .

 

 

Ees . . .

 

 

Ees . . .

 

 

Ees . . .

 

 

 

Ees a ham bush...."

 

SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this. Just couldnt help it! The little voices made me do it !!! And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you - I know you did!

 

Edited July 7, 2010 by Bad Bowtie (see edit history)