Jotd: The Blonde & The Cop.

[Bad Bowtie]

One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink.

 

Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'

 

The blonde replied it was hers.

 

'Your dog seems to be in heat,' said the officer.

 

The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool, 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.'

 

The policeman said, 'No, you don't understand. Your dog wants to be bred.'

 

'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't want any bread. She can't hungry, 'cause I fed her this mornin.'

 

The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'

 

The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'

 

[tonycillo]

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