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Bad Bowtie

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Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

 

'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?'

 

His new bride replied, 'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'

 

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Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

 

Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no good in bed either,' and storms out of the house.

 

After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and calls her up.

 

She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, 'What took you so long to answer to the phone?'

 

She says, 'I was in bed.'

 

'In bed this early, doing what?' the husband inquires...

 

'Getting a second opinion!' she answered!!!

 

:pepsicheer:

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