Bad Bowtie Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 (edited) Tony & Marie get married and go to live with her mother above the restaurant. One day, up in the bedroom Marie asks Tony to take of his shirt and she sees hair all over his chest. Having never seen a naked man, she runs down to her mother in the kitchen and says: Tony's got hair all over his chest!!! That's alright; all men have hair on their chest. You go back up to Tony and I stir the spaghetti. Marie goes back up to Tony. Once back in the bedroom, Tony takes off his trousers and she sees hair all over his legs. Marie runs down to her mother and says: Tony's got hair all over his legs!!! That's alright; all men have hair over their legs, you go back to Tony, I stir the spaghetti. So Marie goes back to Tony. So once back in the bedroom she asks Tony to take off his shoes and socks. On one foot she sees 5 toes and on the other he has 2... She runs down to her mother and yells: Mammy, Tony only has a foot and a half!! You stir the spaghetti, I go up to Tony. Edited March 1, 2011 by Bad Bowtie (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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