Bad Bowtie Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What's your occupation?" "I'm a prostitute," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, " Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "Now what does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised over a thousand peckers last year." the woman states. "A Chicken Farmer it is..." he replies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catdaddy300 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 makes you think twice next time you see an add in the classifieds looking for chicken farm help, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted March 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 HAHAHA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TYLERTXSS Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 makes you think twice next time you see an add in the classifieds looking for chicken farm help, lol Just honest hard working pecker raisers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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