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Jotd: Tax Time.

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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.


The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."


He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What's your occupation?"


"I'm a prostitute," she says.


The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."


The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".


"No, that still won't work. Try again."


They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."


The accountant asks, "Now what does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"


"Well, I raised over a thousand peckers last year." the woman states.


"A Chicken Farmer it is..." he replies.





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