KIKINSS Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are tipping toddies at the local pub… As good as this pub is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink." "Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two." "Ahhh, that's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in me favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid, all on the house!" The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. The Irishman swore every word was true. "Did this actually happen to you?" "Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catdaddy300 Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 lol.... took her to the ol' stabbin cabin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 HAHAHA!! Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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