Bad Bowtie Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 A redneck was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows- between a house and an alley. "Twenty dollars," she whispers. Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck, it's only twenty bucks So they hide in the bushes and start doing their thang. They're in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them!!! It's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I'm making love to my wife!", Bubba answers, sounding annoyed. "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know." Bubba says, "Well, neither did I, 'til ya shined that light in her face!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssspringer Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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