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Jotd: Never Lose Your Grandson.


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My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

The guard asked, "What's his name?"

"Grandpa." the kid replied.

The guard smiled, then asked, "No, what's he like?"

The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits."

 

:crackup:

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