Stitches040 Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Particularly 3. Problematic 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionality 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiation THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks. You're very attractive, but I'm married. 2. Nope, not another drop for me! 3. Sorry, but you really don't want to hear my life story. 4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not at all interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't dance. I have no coordination, and I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot. 10. No more. I've got to be going home now, as I have to work in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 HAHAHA!! Good one!!! I bet you have some good stories to tell too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eeekroar Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 HAHA! My favorite is # 7! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSplaytoy Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 Should the officer know these things because of work experience or personal experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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